Google is definitely a woman, it starts suggesting things before you can even finish your sentence.
That must mean Bing is a man, tries to think it’s superior and does a horrible job with pleasing its user.
oh damn.
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140,680 notes ·reblogwhat if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
how high are you
I’m fucking feeling this.
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94,093 notes ·reblogwhat do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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